Dave Foley credited as playing...
- Joe: Dave, why don't you just ask Mr. James to buy him a car, too?
- Dave: No. No, I can't.
- Lisa: Why not?
- Dave: Look, I'm no etiquette expert, but I think when someone is generous enough to give you six sports cars, it's in bad form to ask for a seventh.
- Dave: I really hate to say this, but it is the thought that counts.
- Matthew: Yeah, and these are the result of a really cheap, crappy thought.
- Santa: Can you keep a little Christmas secret?
- Bill McNeal: A Christmas secret? How jolly.
- Santa: Come closer.
- Dave: Are you coming, Bill?
- Bill McNeal: In a minute.
- [Comes closer to Santa]
- Santa: I'm going to kill you.
