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Maura Tierney, Phil Hartman, Vicki Lewis, Joe Rogan, and Stephen Root in Xmas Story (1995)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Xmas Story

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Phil Hartman credited as playing...

Bill McNeal

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  • Bill McNeal: [to Dave] Thanks. And for Pete's sake, take that off. It makes you look like a 12-year-old.
  • [takes off Dave's baseball cap]
  • Bill McNeal: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was the hat.
  • Santa: Can you keep a little Christmas secret?
  • Bill McNeal: A Christmas secret? How jolly.
  • Santa: Come closer.
  • Dave: Are you coming, Bill?
  • Bill McNeal: In a minute.
  • [Comes closer to Santa]
  • Santa: I'm going to kill you.
  • Bill: Wait a second - I chipped in seventy-five dollars to buy the man a dirty shirt in a frame? What is this, some kind of pyramid scheme?
  • Jimmy: Hey, somebody starting a pyramid scheme? I'd like to get in on that.

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