Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Bill McNeal
- Bill McNeal: [to Dave] Thanks. And for Pete's sake, take that off. It makes you look like a 12-year-old.
- [takes off Dave's baseball cap]
- Bill McNeal: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was the hat.
- Santa: Can you keep a little Christmas secret?
- Bill McNeal: A Christmas secret? How jolly.
- Santa: Come closer.
- Dave: Are you coming, Bill?
- Bill McNeal: In a minute.
- [Comes closer to Santa]
- Santa: I'm going to kill you.