Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Bill McNeal
- Dave: I've got plenty of heart.
- [after Bill comments he probably doesn't have one]
- Bill: Said the Tinman to the Wizard. But you probably hated that movie, didn't you?
- Dave: No, actually, I quite enjoyed that movie
- Bill: By the way, Dave, I checked the box on my driver's license; if anything should ever happen to me...
- [pats his chest]
- Bill: ...it's all yours.
- Bill: So, I guess it's business as usual for you. To you, it must have been like stepping on a bug, except this bug had friends and a personality. And it wasn't so much a bug as a rat.
- Dave: Look, Bill, I feel bad, all right. I feel terrible.
- Bill: Oh, come now - you feel nothing. For you this was like stepping on a bug. Only this bug had a name and a personallity, and was a rat rather than a bug.
- Dave: Look, Bill, what do you expect me to do? I mean, what can I do?
- Bill: Also you didn't step on it, it died in a trap.