Dave Foley credited as playing...
Dave Nelson
- Joe Garrelli: Mr. James's case is in the bag, because I know something the other side doesn't.
- Dave Nelson: What's that?
- Joe Garrelli: That all federal judges are members of an obscure sect of the Freemasons.
- Jimmy James: Wait a minute. You're telling me that our entire case is based on all judges being Masons?
- Joe Garrelli: There' more to it than that. There is a secret word that, when uttered, forces the judge to rule in your favor, then go to a secret location to paddle themselves in a secret ceremony.
- Dave Nelson: What is it?
- Joe Garrelli: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
- Dave Nelson: All right, but it better be good.