Stephen Root credited as playing...
- Jimmy: There's enough bad vibes in here to run a hoodoo factory.
- Jimmy: Do you know what makes this country great?
- Dave: [sighs] What?
- Jimmy: I don't know, but I do know this. If Henry Ford and John Chrysler'd been sleeping together, Hell we'd be... we'd all be traveling around in horse buggies.
- Jimmy: Bill, do you have anything to add?
- Bill: Dave stole my cane, and my ass still hurts.
- Jimmy: I'm all geared up for kickboxing, and you give me synchronized swimming.
- Bill: Jimmy.
- Jimmy: Recognized.
- Bill: My ass hurts.
- Jimmy: [on intercom] Okay, Carol, bring us some cushions too. Bill's ass hurts.
- Jimmy: Okay, retreat's over.
- Catherine Duke: I thought this was supposed to be an all-nighter.
- Jimmy: Well it was. But, uh, Paul Simon's doin' a surprise gig down at the Bottom Line, so.
- Catherine Duke: Oh, I love his music.
- Jimmy: Yeah, I don't, but I do have a line of snow tires that I want him to endorse.
- Catherine Duke: How did your meeting with Paul Simon go?
- Jimmy: Oh, not so good. I guess the world will have to wait for a hazy shade of whitewalls.
- Jimmy: So, what you're-what you're sayin' to me is that, uh, because of your personal relationship you see the value in non-competitive cooperation?
- Dave: Well, yes.
- Jimmy: That may work wonders in the bedroom, but I tell you what, do me a favor and keep that kind of crap out of my office.
