Jude Mussetter credited as playing...
Leslie
- [Harry is mending fences between his ex-girlfriend and her estranged husband]
- Harry Stone: Sheldon, you work hard, right?
- Sheldon: Yeah.
- Harry Stone: To make money, so she'll have things.
- Sheldon: Yeah.
- Harry Stone: So she'll have security, and she'll be proud of you.
- Sheldon: Yeah!
- Harry Stone: [to Leslie] And you hate his hours.
- Leslie: Right!
- Harry Stone: Because he's important to you, and you wish you were important to him.
- Leslie: Yeah.
- Harry Stone: And you miss him, and you wish he didn't have to work so hard.
- Leslie: Yeah!
- Harry Stone: So what we have here is a husband who wants his wife to have everything, and a wife who wants him more than anything he can give her. You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you two were in love.
- Christine: Where's Judge Stone?
- Leslie: He's, uh... out on the ledge.
- Christine: Oh, please. You expect me to believe a municipal court judge is cowering out on a ledge?
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: [gleefully] That's what he's doing, all right!
- [out the window]
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: Good evening, sir!
- Harry Stone: Hi there, Mac. I suppose you're wondering why I'm naked out here on the ledge.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: Oh, no sir, no sir. I was wondering if I needed a flash.
- [he raises a camera and snaps a shot]
- Mario: [who's been fixing Harry's suit of armor] Judge, I got your codpiece ready... whoa, just in time!
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: [offering the codpiece] Sir, you want to put on something more comfortable? Ha ha ha...
- Harry Stone: You don't really have to enjoy this so much.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: Oh, yes I do, sir!
- Leslie: It was great to have somebody around that I could be nuts with. I could never do that with a lover.
- Harry Stone: No. Lovers come and go, but a good friend is forever.
- Leslie: Kiss me!
- Harry Stone: You bet!
- [Embrassing in a kiss ending on an a sigh]
- Harry Stone: When did you have your tonsils out?
- [They smile at each other, but before they can kiss again Harry stops]
- Harry Stone: Hold on a second I mean we haven't seen eachother in years. I don't know where you've been, what you've been doing?
- Leslie: Here's my resume.
- [Handing him a folded piece of paper from her pocket]
- Harry Stone: Good enough for me.
- [He takes it, throwing it over his shoulder and kissing her again]