Markie Post credited as playing...
Christine Sullivan
- [on Christine's first day as a judge, Bull brings in the next defendant, who is sobbing piteously]
- Mr. Fengler: Please, let me go! Let me out of here!
- Bull Shannon: Sir, please calm down. You're among friends. Friends who wear badges, and search your body cavities, but friends nonetheless.
- Mr. Fengler: You don't understand, this is a mistake, please, somebody help me!
- Christine Sullivan: Oh, don't worry, sir, I'll help you!
- [everyone stares at her]
- Christine Sullivan: I-I mean, I'll do everything in my power to see that you receive a fair trial. Um, Mr. Prosecutor?
- Dan Fielding: Yes, Your Honor, Ye Olde Town Crier here robbed yon convenience store, and stuffed the booty in his jerkin, forsooth.
- Mr. Fengler: I'm sorry, I just haven't had a square meal in days, and when I saw all that food in the window, I snapped.
- Christine Sullivan: Oh, you poor thing!
- Dan Fielding: Oh yes, the poor thing almost had to eat the SHOT GUN he had with him!
- Christine Sullivan: You had a shotgun?
- Mr. Fengler: A little one.
- Dan Fielding: The term is "sawed-off"!
- Public Defender Christine Sullivan: [desperately trying to distract Fenton] Is there something in my eye?
- Gary Fenton: Yes. Broccoli.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Someone a little nervous about her first day on the job?
- Christine Sullivan: [twitching madly] Nervous? What makes you think I'm nervous?
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Because you're acting just the way Bull did the time he dropped his ant farm down his pants.
- Bull Shannon: Except you're not laughing.