Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- Harry Stone: And what's the people's problem with Papaya Patty, Mr. Prosecutor?
- Dan Fielding: Papaya Patty was pinched for panhandling in a public park.
- Harry Stone: Pshaw! Well, Mr. Prosecutor, shall we pass along Papaya Patty's problem to Public Housing?
- Dan Fielding: Perfect, partner.
- Harry Stone: Recess!
- [bangs gavel]
- [a group of circus geeks has been brought in for alleged lewd conduct; after hearing the facts of the case]
- Harry Stone: Mrs. Cooper, this is certainly a most serious and sobering charge...
- [motioning "one second," he ducks his head under the bench and laughs hysterically; then he re-appears, perfectly sober]
- Harry Stone: Nevertheless... I don't really see where any law has been broken.
- Christine Sullivan: [Christine's upset that Dan's hanging out at her apartment as Jack's friend] I suspect he's been poking through my dresser drawers.
- Dan Fielding: That is an unsubstantiated assault upon my good name.
- [to Harry]
- Dan Fielding: The woman uses a bra tree.
- Harry Stone: Is it wood or that new space-age plastic?
- Christine Sullivan: Stop it! I will not have my underwear dragged through the gutter!
- Dan Fielding: Too late.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: You know, I hate to disturb this stroll down mammary lane, but our defendants are guaranteed a speedy trial.