Charles Robinson credited as playing...
Mac Robinson
- Christine Sullivan: [Christine's upset that Dan's hanging out at her apartment as Jack's friend] I suspect he's been poking through my dresser drawers.
- Dan Fielding: That is an unsubstantiated assault upon my good name.
- [to Harry]
- Dan Fielding: The woman uses a bra tree.
- Harry Stone: Is it wood or that new space-age plastic?
- Christine Sullivan: Stop it! I will not have my underwear dragged through the gutter!
- Dan Fielding: Too late.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: You know, I hate to disturb this stroll down mammary lane, but our defendants are guaranteed a speedy trial.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: [Dan groans from beneath the bearded lady] It's Dan!
- Roz: And he's been neatly pressed! You okay, Dan? Dan? Dan!
- [Dan comes to and cries out in shock]
- Roz: Dan it's okay. It's all over, now. What happened?
- Dan Fielding: [to Roz] I was... *Shamued*!
- [a minute later, to Bull]
- Dan Fielding: It was a nightmare, Bull! I came in here to check on Jack. All of a sudden, I'm eating four hundred pounds of cellulite!
- Bull Shannon: But Dan it's over, now! Why are you so upset?
- Dan Fielding: *Because*... I liked it!