Eugene Roche credited as playing...
Jack Sullivan
- Christine Sullivan: Oh, Dad, you are such a sweet, sensitive, thoughtful person... why is it I want to rip your ears off sometime?
- Jack Sullivan: Your mother used to always ask me the same thing.
- Jack Sullivan: You know that your mother and I dated for a long time. I wanted like hell to propose to her, but I was always broke, and... well, anyway, one day we're at Coney Island. I had eight hot dogs, six candy apples, and a pound of cotton candy - I threw up three times.
- Christine Sullivan: In other words, you had a great time.
- Jack Sullivan: The best!
- Christine Sullivan: My personal life is my own business.
- Dan Fielding: Here's a list of all the dates your daughter's had in the last six months. They're cross-referenced as to age, occupation, and what time they got home.
- Jack Sullivan: Good man, Fielding.
- Christine Sullivan: What is this? Why does everyone think they have a right to pry into my private affairs?
- Dan Fielding: Well, shove an ice pick up our noses for caring about you!
- Jack Sullivan: I couldn't have said it better myself, Dan.
- Dan Fielding: Jack listen. I just want to take this opportunity to wish you a glorious and joyous sojourn into retirement.
- [Salutes Jack]
- Dan Fielding: Bon voyage, cabbie.
- Jack Sullivan: Thank you, buddy. You're a wonderful, caring human being.
- [Dan takes this opportunity to hug Jack and immaturely stick his tongue out at Christine]
- Christine Sullivan: Your Honor, the woman is homeless, she was merely trying to...
- [Someone comes up behind her and puts his hands over her eyes. She screams, breaks his hold, elbows him in the gut and seizes him in a headlock]
- Christine Sullivan: Freeze, scumball!
- Jack Sullivan: [straining] That's my little girl.
- Christine Sullivan: Daddy!
- [She releases him]
- Jack Sullivan: You remembered everything I taught you, except the knee to the groin. Thank you for that.