Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- Harry Stone: Dan, Al doesn't talk to people.
- Dan Fielding: Oh.
- [to Al]
- Dan Fielding: Nice blinking with you.
- Dan Fielding: [after confessing he destroyed Harry's collection of Mel Torme albums] Harry, here it is in a nutshell. Mel Torme is in your office right now! He wanted to leave but I couldn't let him, so I locked him up with your trick shackles!
- Harry Stone: I don't have any trick shackles. Those are real, and I don't have a key!
- Dan Fielding: Oh! Then I just managed to kidnap a well known jazz artist. Gotta go, bye!
- Harry Stone: [Al wants a noogie. Harry obliges followed by a blank expression from Al] It's worth it just to see your face light up like that.
- Judge Harrison Kemp: Just who are you restraining, Mister?
- Harry Stone: It's not Mister, it's Judge Harold T. Stone.
- Judge Harrison Kemp: Do you expect me to believe a man who wears a tie like that?