Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- [Harry, Dan, Mac, and Bull track Roz and Christine to a male strip club, worrying that the place is too rough for Christine]
- Harry Stone: Any sign of Christine?
- Bull Shannon: [craning his neck] No. Of course, I could see a lot better if it weren't for that crazy bimbo dancing on the table.
- [At second glance, the "crazy bimbo" turns out to be Christine, playing a snake-charming tune on a kazoo while "Sinbad the Snake Charmer" dances onstage]
- Christine Sullivan: Come on, Sinbad, make that thing MOVE!
- Harry Stone: Hi, ladies.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Sir! What a pleasant surprise. Where'd you come from?
- Harry Stone: [still recovering from Big Maggie's kiss] The mouth of the Amazon!
- Christine Sullivan: I think Roz really needs someone to talk to. And I'm going to be that someone!
- Harry Stone: Miss Sullivan, I've had some experience in this. Now, believe me! It's not a good idea to butt into someone else's personal problems.
- Bull Shannon: Sir, I'm sure glad you called me last night about the vasectomy! And if I go ahead with it, I *will* have a doctor do it.
- [Bull goes. Christine looks at Harry.]
- Harry Stone: Now, that wasn't butting in. The guy wanted to borrow my Weed Whacker!