John Larroquette credited as playing...
Dan Fielding
- Dan Fielding: [Talking in code, as to not to desillusion the young child about Santa] Well, during his lunch break, at the department store, Santa Claus here had the urge to...
- [looking at the defendant]
- Dan Fielding: um, put something in her stocking.
- Christine Sullivan: [Going along with the story] He employed my client
- [Looking toward Mandy]
- Christine Sullivan: to be
- [then looking down at little Eric and back at Harry]
- Christine Sullivan: Santa's Helper.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Right,
- [With an Ah-ha look]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: So this fellow
- [Looking at Lorenzo]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: is...
- Lorenzo Amador: [With a grin] I'm the elf that handles the money.
- Dan Fielding: Anyway, after the
- [looking down at Eric]
- Dan Fielding: umm... ?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Gift Exchange?
- Dan Fielding: Okay
- [taking the word]
- Dan Fielding: Santa Forgot to... leave anything under her tree.
- [Harry nods with an Oh of understanding grin]
- Dan Fielding: So later the dynamic duo confronted Santa at his workshop.
- Mrs. Stapleton: My boy heard Santa use the most vile gutteral words imaginable.
- Dan Fielding: I will meet you at the plane.
- [Nicole looks at him blankly]
- Dan Fielding: That's the big thing with the wings.
- [he holds out his arms like wings]
- Nicole Petty: Oh Yeah!
- [She smiles finally with understanding]
- Nicole Petty: I remember.
- [She then leaves]
- Dan Fielding: [Everyone watches her go] What do you think of d'hat body man?
- [Using a Jamaican accent]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Seems to keep her head from floating away.
- [Dryly]
- Nicole Petty: Hey Dan, did you burn my assembly instructions?
- Dan Fielding: What's the big deal, you stick tab A into slot B, who can't do that?
- Mandy Davis: You'd be surprise.