Robert Pastorelli credited as playing...
Lorenzo Amador
- Dan Fielding: [Talking in code, as to not to desillusion the young child about Santa] Well, during his lunch break, at the department store, Santa Claus here had the urge to...
- [looking at the defendant]
- Dan Fielding: um, put something in her stocking.
- Christine Sullivan: [Going along with the story] He employed my client
- [Looking toward Mandy]
- Christine Sullivan: to be
- [then looking down at little Eric and back at Harry]
- Christine Sullivan: Santa's Helper.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Right,
- [With an Ah-ha look]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: So this fellow
- [Looking at Lorenzo]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: is...
- Lorenzo Amador: [With a grin] I'm the elf that handles the money.
- Dan Fielding: Anyway, after the
- [looking down at Eric]
- Dan Fielding: umm... ?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Gift Exchange?
- Dan Fielding: Okay
- [taking the word]
- Dan Fielding: Santa Forgot to... leave anything under her tree.
- [Harry nods with an Oh of understanding grin]
- Dan Fielding: So later the dynamic duo confronted Santa at his workshop.
- Mrs. Stapleton: My boy heard Santa use the most vile gutteral words imaginable.
- Santa: All right, now if this works, this whole train track becomes a giant heating element.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Where did you learn all this fancy wiring stuff?
- Santa: Blowing safes.
- [tries the switch several times]
- Santa: Damn it!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: What's wrong?
- Santa: Ah, the whole system shorted out.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: What do we do?
- Santa: I need a good conductor. Anybody here got a piece of gold?
- [All eyes turn to Lorenzo]
- Lorenzo Amador: Ah, no, no, no, no way!