Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- Dan Fielding: Mr. Shibata was caught "rolling for dollars" with these three rarely-upstanding women.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: All three? That's illegal... and quite impressive.
- Dan Fielding: When he was apprehended, he had a fifty-gallon drum of soy sauce, and they were in the middle of something called the "Sukiyaki Slam-Bam."
- Christine Sullivan: Uh, sir, while neighbors and adjoining rooms did complain for over seven hours, I believe that...
- Dan Fielding, Judge Harry T. Stone, Mac Robinson: SEVEN HOURS?
- [Mr. Shibata gives a short Japanese bow; Mac, Harry, and Dan all bow lower]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: How the hell do you lose a dead body?
- Bull Shannon: He outsmarted me, sir.
- Dan Fielding: I don't think any further explanation is necessary.
- The Doctor: Well, bye.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Hey, Doc! Aren't you forgetting something?
- [He motions to Shibata's body, still unshrouded.]
- The Doctor: When the heart stops working, so do I.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Well, I guess we'd better call someone to take him to the morgue.
- Mac Robinson: I already did. They said they can't get anybody up here for at least two hours.
- Dan Fielding: [disgusted] What are they going to do, leave him up here until he sprouts mushrooms?