Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone

Clip Show: Part 2

Judge Harry T. Stone

City Auditor Clark Edwards: My God, he's gonna kill us!
Judge Harry T. Stone: Oh, relax, Mr. Edwards.
City Auditor Clark Edwards: He's got a gun! How can you be so calm?
Judge Harry T. Stone: Because thanks to the crack security you've sent us down here, we've kind of gotten used to this sort of thing.
City Auditor Clark Edwards: Don't cry on my shoulder, Judge Stone. We provide you with the best security money can buy.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Yeah? Well, have you ever thought about taking a couple of days to *train 'em first*?

Judge Harry T. Stone: Okay, so once I was under a lot of stress and did something that might be considered a little silly.
Dan Fielding, Christine Sullivan: Once?

Mac Robinson: Your Honor, the security is standing by and the SWAT team's on its way.
[to Beepo]
Mac Robinson: Wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Listen, Beepo...
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: His real name's not Beepo.
[enters]
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Found out we're really dealing with Milt Rudman.
Beepo the Clown: I hate that name!
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: He was picked up after starting a fight with some guy at the circus.
Beepo the Clown: That geek started razzing me.
Judge Harry T. Stone: He was a real nerd, huh?
Beepo the Clown: No, a geek. Got to bite the heads off chickens.

Beepo the Clown: I'm giving myself up, Judge.
Judge Harry T. Stone: What?
Beepo the Clown: [gives Harry his gun] I'm giving myself up.
Christine Sullivan: If it matters, you're doing the right thing.
Beepo the Clown: It doesn't matter. You know, before I showed up here, I thought I was the silliest, stupidest, most pathetic person I knew. But you showed me there are even bigger yo-yos in the world!
Judge Harry T. Stone: Glad we could help.

Judge Harry T. Stone: Well, Mr. Edwards, I guess you can see that though our methods are a bit unusual, we somehow get the job done.
City Auditor Clark Edwards: Your imaginative solutions don't surprise me... after the unbelievable crock you tried to pawn off on me today.
Dan Fielding: What? You mean to tell me that after we saved your weaselly... yet sinewy little neck, you still plan to press charges?
City Auditor Clark Edwards: What I am saying is that I remain unconvinced that for some reason bizarre incidents happen on a regular basis in your courtroom.
[the room starts to shake as a loud rumbling sound is heard]
Judge Harry T. Stone: What the hell?
[everyone rushes to the courtroom]
Mac Robinson: Oh, my dear Lord!
[Bull is seen in the courtroom with a large elephant standing behind him]
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Hi, guys!
[Harry turns to the auditor]
City Auditor Clark Edwards: Don't say a word. I believe everything you said. Just send me the bill and what do you say we both forget we ever met each other?

Judge Harry T. Stone: What's going on, Bull?
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Well, I went to the circus to find a friend of Beepo's, but strangey enough, he didn't have any.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Is that where you got the elephant?
[completely oblivious, Bull turns around and sees the elephant]
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Murray! I told you to wait in the car!