Jack Riley credited as playing...
Beepo the Clown
- Mac Robinson: Your Honor, the security is standing by and the SWAT team's on its way.
- [to Beepo]
- Mac Robinson: Wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Listen, Beepo...
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: His real name's not Beepo.
- [enters]
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Found out we're really dealing with Milt Rudman.
- Beepo the Clown: I hate that name!
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: He was picked up after starting a fight with some guy at the circus.
- Beepo the Clown: That geek started razzing me.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: He was a real nerd, huh?
- Beepo the Clown: No, a geek. Got to bite the heads off chickens.
- Beepo the Clown: I'm giving myself up, Judge.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: What?
- Beepo the Clown: [gives Harry his gun] I'm giving myself up.
- Christine Sullivan: If it matters, you're doing the right thing.
- Beepo the Clown: It doesn't matter. You know, before I showed up here, I thought I was the silliest, stupidest, most pathetic person I knew. But you showed me there are even bigger yo-yos in the world!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Glad we could help.