Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Dan, can I say something to you in confidence?
- Dan Fielding: Of Course Sir.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: You're a Jerk.
- Dan Fielding: Your secret is safe with me.
- Public Defender Christine Sullivan: Sir, would you please tell him that I am not a pervert?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [starts to speak, but turns back] How exactly are we defining pervert?
- Public Defender Christine Sullivan: Sir!
- Morgue Attendant: Look, folks, "pervert", "prude", it's not my job to label people. Wait a minute...
- [holds up toe-tag]
- Morgue Attendant: I guess it is!
- Dr. Flick: Does he always behave like a complete ass?
- Mac Robinson, Public Defender Christine Sullivan, Judge Harry T. Stone, Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon, Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: [All nodding at once] Oh, Yes!
- Dan Fielding: [Looking annoyed at them] Thank You.
- Mac Robinson, Public Defender Christine Sullivan, Judge Harry T. Stone, Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon, Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: You're Welcome.
- Dr. Flick: [after Dan has returned to the hospital for the second time] You know you have a Very Stupid Friend here?
- Mac Robinson, Public Defender Christine Sullivan, Judge Harry T. Stone, Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon, Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Oh, Yes!
- Dan Fielding: [Annoyed again] Thank You.
- Mac Robinson: Sir! I took this around to everyone on the floor
- Judge Harry T. Stone: What is it?
- Mac Robinson: A card wishing Dan a prompt and painless recovery.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: There's no signatures on it.
- Mac Robinson: Like I said, a *card wishing *Dan a prompt and painless recovery.