Jack Riley credited as playing...
Dr. Flick
- Dr. Flick: I'm going to talk to the Duty Nurse about your enama.
- Dan Fielding: I am Not going to Pay for any enama.
- Dr. Flick: [Winking at Dan] My treat.
- Dr. Flick: [Coming in the room, shaking a thermometer] How are we feeling, Mr. Fielding?
- Dan Fielding: I am in Great Pain!
- Dr. Flick: [Smiling widely] Good!
- Dan Fielding: [Looking at the thermometer] Oral?
- Dr. Flick: Yes.
- [Then looking down at Dan]
- Dr. Flick: Disappointed?
- [Dan glares as the Doctor puts the thermometer in his mouth]
- Dr. Flick: Does he always behave like a complete ass?
- Mac Robinson, Public Defender Christine Sullivan, Judge Harry T. Stone, Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon, Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: [All nodding at once] Oh, Yes!
- Dan Fielding: [Looking annoyed at them] Thank You.
- Mac Robinson, Public Defender Christine Sullivan, Judge Harry T. Stone, Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon, Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: You're Welcome.
- Dr. Flick: [after Dan has returned to the hospital for the second time] You know you have a Very Stupid Friend here?
- Mac Robinson, Public Defender Christine Sullivan, Judge Harry T. Stone, Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon, Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Oh, Yes!
- Dan Fielding: [Annoyed again] Thank You.