Elayne Boosler credited as playing...
Joy Buscaglia
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Well, I would be taking advantage of you. You're blind! You don't even know what I look like!
- Joy Buscaglia: My fingers tell me you're a cross between a Cro-Magnon man and a balloon at the Macy's parade.
- Joy Buscaglia: Think about this, buzzhead. I may be blind, but I have needs, I have desires. And if those construction workers can be believed I have a bodacious booty!
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: You're tops in my book.
- Joy Buscaglia: I don't want to be tops in your book. I want to be topless on your dining table!
- Joy Buscaglia: You know something, kiddo? You are really screwed up.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [Blindfolded] Oh, really? What makes you so sure of that?
- Joy Buscaglia: Because you're sitting in the ladies' room.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Oh. That would explain all the screaming when I walked in.
- Joy Buscaglia: Bull, I am a full-functioning, totally capable human being. I'm also a W-O-M-A-N.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: A wombat?