Patrick Thomas O'Brien credited as playing...
Ernie Carter
- Dan Fielding: Who are you? Why're you doing this?
- Ernie Carter: You don't remember who I am, do you?
- Dan Fielding: Yes! Of course I do! Roger... Steve! Bob! Bill! Joe! Rudy!
- Ernie Carter: Forget it, Fielding. You're going to go back in that courtroom and continue about your work. If you tell anyone about this bomb, then I push this button and you turn into Bake-O Bits. Got it?
- Ernie Carter: You know, Dan Fielding isn't his real name.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: I know. We met his parents. I think it used to be Elmore.
- Ernie Carter: Oh, not just his last name, but his first name too. It used to be Reinhold.
- Judge Harry T. Stone, Christine Sullivan, Mac Robinson, Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon, Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: REINHOLD?
- Ernie Carter: Excuse me, Mr. Fielding?
- Dan Fielding: [distracted] Just a second, lad. I'll be with you in a moment.
- [Ernie handcuffs a briefcase to Dan's wrist]
- Dan Fielding: Hey, what the hell is this?
- Ernie Carter: It's a bomb... Dan.
- [he opens the briefcase, showing it's full of dynamite. Dan gasps]
- Ernie Carter: It's going off in 30 minutes.
- [Dan gasps again]
- Ernie Carter: [holds up a remote] Or sooner, if I push this little button.
- [Dan gasps twice]
- Dan Fielding: I got it! You're Everett Cunnings and I slept with three generations of your family.
- Ernie Carter: No, but I'd love to hear the story sometime.