Mitchell Laurance credited as playing...
Bill Oxley
- Red Ranger: Maybe it is time I took this mask off...
- Bill Oxley: Don't bother. I just got off the phone with the studio. They're pulling the plug. The movie bombed.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: Aw, ain't that a shame!
- Bill Oxley: They actually burned the screen.
- Rosalind Jane 'Roz' Russell: What about your new Red Ranger?
- Bill Oxley: He resigned on the way to the hospital.
- Public Defender Christine Sullivan: The hospital?
- Bill Oxley: Yeah, they... they jujube-eed him.
- [Oxley walks off]
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: You must be thrilled!
- Red Ranger: [gravely] Oh no, my domed friend. A Ranger never rejoices in the misfortune of others.
- [He bows his head, and solemly takes off his hat... then throws it into the air]
- Red Ranger: YEE-HA!
- [off their looks]
- Red Ranger: Well, maybe just once.