Harry Anderson credited as playing...
Judge Harry T. Stone
- Yakov Kovlenko: What are you giving me, red tape? What does a person supposed to do to get some justice around here?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Well, you might start by explaining why you're acting like such a...
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Yack-ass?
- [laughs]
- Ludmila: You're not exactly what I expected either Judge Stone.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Please, I'm Harry.
- [Then looking her up and down with a flirtatious smile]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: And unlike a lot of Russian woman, I imagin you're not.
- Ludmila: Most unusual, an attractive man with a sense of humor.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [Looking in his refridgerator] Let's see we have twelve year old kool-aid or
- [he stops to look back; her words registering]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: You find me attractive?
- Ludmila: I love your jokes...
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [picking up the phone] Mac, hold my calls.
- Ludmila: and your eyes.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Forever.
- [Then hangs up]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: How are we gonna get the guy a visa?
- Ludmila: He cannot have one, ever. I cannot ignore the law and let a possible subversive back into my country.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Oh, come on! We both know he's not a subversive! He's just some poor schlep who wants to go home and visit his mom!
- Ludmila: What is meaning of "sch-lep"?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Well, uh, let's see. Uh... you remember Jimmy Carter?