Zale Kessler credited as playing...
Devil • Stu Bloomberg
- Dan Fielding: Listen buddy I don't know who you are. But why don't you take your stuff...
- Devil: Oh, I'm known by many names. Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan. Although it says Stu Bloomberg on my license. But enough about me, let's talk about you. And what you could do with one of these?
- [Showing a $100 bill]
- Dan Fielding: [Looking a Hooker] Get four of those. You wanna give me this?
- Devil: Well, not exactly give. There is a formality. I need you to sign this, first.
- [Show Dan a contract]
- Dan Fielding: [Reading the Contract] "I, Dan Fielding, for the sum of $100 do hereby pledge my soul to eternal damnation." Sounds good to me.
- Devil: [Handing Dan a pen] Here you go.
- Dan Fielding: [Signing the contract] There you are. Ha ha.
- Devil: [Handing Dan the money] See ya later.
- [Running off with the contract]
- Dan Fielding: Uh-huh.