Satisfaction Guaranteed

A heavy set man goes to an agency, seemingly to hire a secretary. The agency has a "satisfaction guaranteed" policy. Beautiful and competent young women are paraded out but the man, played by Victor Buono, passes on each of them for one reason or another. Of course we are being set up for some conclusion. Ultimately, a rather fleshy, unattractive woman comes out and catches Buono's eye. He will choose her. It is the "why" that is at issue here. Most of the little Serling shorts are thrown away. This one is a tease and comes across pretty well. This is mostly because the principle figure is so good at a mugging relationship with the unseen audience.

Odd to see this segment listed separately from the other episodes, as it was used as a replacement for the dreadful original one called 'Witches' Feast'. This really should have been included with that episode, since it is only a few minutes long, and not intended to be its own episode, but oh well, I'll review it like this anyway! Victor Buono plays a portly man who seems dissatisfied with the attractive but slim secretarial candidates, until the last one comes up, who is quite plump and unattractive, just as he wants... No guarantee is more the case here in entirely unfunny, bizarre, and pointless vignette that is just marginally better than most of its kind.