Adam Brody credited as playing...
Seth Cohen
- Seth: [to Ryan] Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know.
- Seth Cohen: Wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock... in case, there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.
- Sandy: So, I'd thought we'd head out to the fashion show at around seven.
- Seth: Yeah, okay. Have fun.
- Sandy: Come on. It's a whole new school year, Seth.
- Seth: It's also the same kids, Dad. Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day's a fashion show for these people.
- Sandy: Yeah, well, Ryan has to go. Marissa invited him.
- Seth: [to Ryan] Marissa invited you? I've lived next door to Marissa since, like, forever. Her dad almost got married to my mom even and, like, she's never even invited me to a birthday.
- Sandy: That is not true. They did not almost get married.
- Seth: Eh.
- Ryan: Hey, maybe Summer will be there.
- Seth: That's interesting. She is Marissa's best friend. 7:00?
- Seth Cohen: Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day's a fashion show for these people.
- Betsy, Newport Woman #3: Did I hear you were from Canada?
- Ryan Atwood: Yes, yes you did.
- Seth: Wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock... in case, there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.