Adam Brody credited as playing...
Seth Cohen
- Seth Cohen: [to Lindsay] Congratulations, you're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
- Kirsten Cohen: I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.
- Seth Cohen: They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at that, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?
- Ryan Atwood: Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.
- Seth Cohen: Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
- Sandy Cohen: Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.
- Kirsten Cohen: Oy humbug.
- Seth Cohen: Oy humbug... .
- Kirsten Cohen: I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.
- Seth Cohen: They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hewbrews?
- Ryan Atwood: Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.
- Seth Cohen: Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
- Sandy Cohen: Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.
- Kirsten Cohen: Oy humbug.
- Seth Cohen: Oy humbug... .
- Sandy Cohen: I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.
- Seth Cohen: They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at that, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?
- Ryan Atwood: Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.
- Seth Cohen: Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
- Kirsten Cohen: Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.
- Sandy Cohen: Oy humbug.
- Seth Cohen: Oy humbug... .