Willa Holland credited as playing...
Kaitlin Cooper
- Ryan: [Ryan answers the door] Yeah?
- Kaitlin Cooper: So I show up at my house to surprise my mom and this Persian dude answers.
- Ryan: Uh, I'm sorry?
- Kaitlin Cooper: I figured that he was the new butler, but then I saw his shoes, Prada. I thought maybe he's my new step-dad. And I was about to like, hug him, when his wife shows up. And no matter how rich the guy is my mother would never join a herom.
- Ryan: I don't think...
- Kaitlin Cooper: So I was like, "Persian dude, what are you doing at my house? And where is my mother?" And he was all like, "Who's your mother?" So I told him and he tells me that my mother moved and all the mail is being forwarded here.
- Ryan: Uh, I think that you may have...
- Kaitlin Cooper: Are you gonna invite me in or what?
- [Ryan looks down thinking of what to say]
- Kaitlin Cooper: Jeez Ryan,
- [Ryan looks up shocked]
- Kaitlin Cooper: I see Newport hasn't improved your manners at all.
- Ryan: Oh my god.
- Seth: [Seth walks up] Oh my god, Kaitlin Cooper?
- Kaitlin Cooper: Weird neighbor kid, hi.
- Seth: You have uh, you have grown...
- Kaitlin Cooper: Boobs?
- Seth: No...
- [Looks at Ryan and nods]