Adam Brody credited as playing...
Seth Cohen
- Theresa Diaz: I'm probably going to be out of here in a couple of days. I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
- Seth Cohen: Sure you can. I intend to.
- Summer: Get away from him whore!
- Seth Cohen: Woah woah hey hey she's not a whore okay she goes to UNLV.
- Summer: Oh I'm sorry skank!
- Sandy Cohen: I do love the Vegas.
- Seth Cohen: I didn't know you loved the Vegas, Dad.
- Sandy Cohen: Haha, I love the Vegas, I love the Vegas.
- Seth Cohen: I hate the Vegas. My entire life, I've never even seen a prostitute, and now I have four of them taking advantage of me in my hotel room. And not in a nice way.
- Summer: Well, way to go, whoreboy.
- Seth Cohen: Thanks!
- Ryan Atwood: Alright, alright. Summer, how much money you got?
- Summer: I'm not giving you my money. I'm not the one that was worked on.
- Seth Cohen: Hey, I wasn't worked on, OK? I was entrapped. Besides, this is your fault anyways, you're the one who broke up with me!
- Summer: Oh, so you hire yourself a call-girl?
- Seth Cohen: What, your dad wouldn't approve?
- Summer: This has nothing to do with my dad!
- Seth Cohen: You're absolutely right, it doesn't!
- Summer: OK, so maybe I overreacted a little.
- Seth Cohen: Yeah, maybe a little, I don't know.
- Summer: Well, maybe if you didn't try so hard with him... .
- Seth Cohen: I only did that because I knew that it was important to you!
- Summer: You swear nothing else happened with the skank girl?
- Seth Cohen: I swear, one kiss... maybe four.
- Summer: Well I hope you enjoyed them, because if anything like this happens again, I'll kill you.
- Ryan Atwood: Yeah, well, you won't have to. If we don't get five thousand soon, our pimp will.
- Seth Cohen: Well, between my money and Theresa's money, it's only three thousand.
- Summer: Three thousand... five hundred.
- Ryan Atwood: Thanks, but that's... still leaves us fifteen hundred short.
- Jenn: You know, you guys did buy us 'til midnight. That's more than enough time for another game of No Limit Hold 'Em.
- Seth Cohen: That's a card game, not hooker-talk.
- Seth Cohen: I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.