Martin Freeman credited as playing...
Tim Canterbury
- Rowan: Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?
- Gareth: Hmm?
- David Brent: We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.
- Gareth: Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.
- Rowan: OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?
- Tim: I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
- [David is singing a song he wrote]
- David Brent: [singing] Little while later I see a cowboy crying, I said, "Hey buddy, what can I do?" He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women." I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you."
- Tim: What, you?
- David Brent: No, he's looking at a photograph.
- Tim: Of you?
- David Brent: No, of his girlfriend. The video would have shown it.
- Tim: Sorry. It just sounds a bit gay.
- David Brent: It's not gay!
- [Brent believes anything with the Queen's image should be currency]
- David Brent: In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.
- Tim: Yeah, that'd happen.
- Gareth: Well, if he doesn't, report him.
- Tim: Yeah, I'll report him while I'm walking home.
- Gareth: Get a taxi, if you've got enough stamps.
- Dawn: Or cash 'em in at the Post Office.
- David Brent: Shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to.