Booze Cruise

Jim Halpert: [Michael's hands are tied to the rail of the Booze Cruise ship] What happened to you?

Michael Scott: Captain Jack has a problem with authority.

Jim Halpert: Right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking?

Michael Scott: Yeah. He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.

Jim Halpert: What a night.

Michael Scott: Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.

Jim Halpert: She was always engaged.

Michael Scott: Roy said the first one didn't count.

Jim Halpert: That's great. You know, to tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam. So...

Michael Scott: Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow! I would have never put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that.

[sighs]

Michael Scott: You know, I made out with Jan.

Jim Halpert: Yeah, I know.

Michael Scott: Yeah, yeah. Well, Pam is cute.

Jim Halpert: Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm, and she's just... Anyway.

Michael Scott: Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.

Jim Halpert: She's engaged.

Michael Scott: BFD. Engaged ain't married.

Jim Halpert: Huh.

Michael Scott: [Uncharacteristically serious] Never, ever, ever give up.