Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Carol Stills: [regarding the new condo Michael is buying] It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.
- Michael Scott: [unsure] Oh, good. That's good. It's good to be accomodating of that.
- Dwight Schrute: Let's go check out the master bedroom.
- [Michael is driving himself and Dwight back from an attempt at buying a new condo]
- Dwight Schrute: You know, you can always refinance your mortgage. We
- [he and his cousin]
- Dwight Schrute: had a 15-year on our beet farm, we paid it off early.
- Michael Scott: Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.
- Dwight Schrute: People love beets.
- Michael Scott: Nobody likes beets.
- Dwight Schrute: Everyone loves beets.
- Michael Scott: Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.
- Jim Halpert: [Knocks on office door] Michael?
- Michael Scott: Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going on?
- Jim Halpert: Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo.
- Michael Scott: Oh, thanks, thanks. It's very cool. It's three bedroom, gay-friendly.