Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.
- Michael Scott: [the members of the office are playing a game of "Who would you do?"] Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
- Roy: Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?
- Angela: [angrily] My name is Angela.
- Roy: [without shame] Hey, Angela.
- [gesturing to himself]
- Roy: Roy, nice to meet you.
- Michael Scott: All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
- Jim Halpert: [There is an awkward pause] Um, Kevin, hands down.
- [the group begins to laugh]
- Jim Halpert: Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling.
- Michael Scott: Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,
- [the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression]
- Michael Scott: 'cause he's gonna own his own business.
- Roy: [the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing] You're all gay.