Geordie Johnson credited as playing...
Desmond Happy
- Camier: Oh dear...
- Li Ann Tsei: Mr. Happy?
- Desmond Happy: [smiles] I take it our business was conducted without messy complications?
- Murphy: [furious] In a word, NO.
- Camier: You've been rather nefarious with us.
- Desmond Happy: Well of course I lied to you gentlemen, I'm a director!
- Murphy: Directors lie to their agents, not to their assassins!
- [Murphy and Camier draw their guns out, along with Vic, Li-Ann, Jackie and Mac in unison]
- Victor Mansfield: Would you mind answering a few skill-testing questions for us?
- Desmond Happy: I don't have the time for that, I'm busy taking over!
- Camier: [surprised] Good lord... just for a second there it seemed like I felt a twinge of... emotion.
- Murphy: Regarding our impending milestone?
- Camier: I'm not certain...
- Murphy: Not regret or remorse, I pray?
- Camier: Heaven forbid, if anything, vindication.
- Murphy: Ah, indeed, after all, #99 here did de-bag three of our agents before dispatching them, so an eye for an eye and a... never mind.
- [both hit-men hear a noise behind them and they point their guns in that direction]
- Desmond Happy: Excellent work, gentlemen. Your liquidations... sparkle.
- Murphy: I'm glad you enjoyed the spectacle.
- Desmond Happy: You seem bothered by my presence.
- Camier: The kill is a very intimate moment.
- Desmond Happy: Call me a voyeur but then as an agency director that's what I'm expected to be.
- Murphy: [annoyed] You directors are an insolent lot!
- Desmond Happy: We are what we are by necessity.