Julian Richings credited as playing...
Camier
- Camier: [cheerful] Ah, the good Dr. Fry! Congratulations, you are Victim #1,000 and the winner of valuable cash prizes!
- Murphy: [behind a pile of chemical barrels with Camier] If it could be at all avoided, we'd sooner not kill the four of you!
- Mac Ramsey: Murphy?
- Camier: We only want Dr. Fry!
- Mac Ramsey: [imitating Camier's British accent] Oh hey, it's Camier! Spiffing lad, spiffing!
- Victor Mansfield: So uh, who ordered the kill, boys?
- Murphy: Oh now, really...
- Victor Mansfield: Oh sorry, just, you know me, always sticking my nose in... I guess I just can't help myself.
- Mac Ramsey: Just a naturally curious kind of a guy.
- Victor Mansfield: Some people find it appealing!
- Mac Ramsey: Some people find it appalling.
- Victor Mansfield: You think?
- Mac Ramsey: Yes! They do!
- Camier: [annoyed] Will you two shut up?
- Victor Mansfield: Sorry. Did the Director send you by any chance?
- Mac Ramsey: Oh now Vic, c'mon, that's out-of-line!
- Victor Mansfield: [calling out to Murphy and Camier] Sorry!
- Mac Ramsey: Well, did she?
- Camier: No comment!
- Mac Ramsey: Okay, now we've offended them good job...
- Camier: You should know that we have instructions to kill ALL of you should the need arise!
- Mac Ramsey: Sounds like her.
- Murphy: And now, if you please, deliver the good Dr. Fry to our spear of influence!
- Victor Mansfield: Nothing personal here lads, but, uh...
- [both Mac and Vic jump out and start shooting]
- Victor Mansfield: Who sent you, Camier?
- Camier: ...You wouldn't shoot me, Victor.
- Victor Mansfield: [Victor holds his gun against Mr. Camier's head and chuckles menacingly] Oh absolutely, I would.
- Camier: [nervous] ... Oh.
- Dr. Fry: [panicking] It was Mr. Happy!
- Victor Mansfield: Who's Mr. Happy?
- Mac Ramsey: Don't tell me that's like your little Elvis, because I just, just can't hear that right now, and...
- Dr. Fry: Desmond Happy! Another agency director!
- Camier: Oh dear...
- Li Ann Tsei: Mr. Happy?
- Desmond Happy: [smiles] I take it our business was conducted without messy complications?
- Murphy: [furious] In a word, NO.
- Camier: You've been rather nefarious with us.
- Desmond Happy: Well of course I lied to you gentlemen, I'm a director!
- Murphy: Directors lie to their agents, not to their assassins!
- [Murphy and Camier draw their guns out, along with Vic, Li-Ann, Jackie and Mac in unison]
- Victor Mansfield: Would you mind answering a few skill-testing questions for us?
- Desmond Happy: I don't have the time for that, I'm busy taking over!
- Camier: It's doubtful that the Head's identity and location would be on the Director's COMPUTER, Victor! I... sorry.
- Camier: [surprised] Good lord... just for a second there it seemed like I felt a twinge of... emotion.
- Murphy: Regarding our impending milestone?
- Camier: I'm not certain...
- Murphy: Not regret or remorse, I pray?
- Camier: Heaven forbid, if anything, vindication.
- Murphy: Ah, indeed, after all, #99 here did de-bag three of our agents before dispatching them, so an eye for an eye and a... never mind.
- [both hit-men hear a noise behind them and they point their guns in that direction]
- Desmond Happy: Excellent work, gentlemen. Your liquidations... sparkle.
- Murphy: I'm glad you enjoyed the spectacle.
- Desmond Happy: You seem bothered by my presence.
- Camier: The kill is a very intimate moment.
- Desmond Happy: Call me a voyeur but then as an agency director that's what I'm expected to be.
- Murphy: [annoyed] You directors are an insolent lot!
- Desmond Happy: We are what we are by necessity.