Sophia Bush credited as playing...
Brooke Davis
- Brooke Davis: Let me guess: one of your friends-with-benefits hoes didn't wanna pay her deductible?
- Felix Taggarro: Gross. That's my sister.
- Brooke Davis: Wait, you mean, after they had you your parents rolled the dice and kept breeding? That's risky.
- Peyton Sawyer: Okay, you might not be rich, but you are still Brooke Davis. The most popular, least studious girl in school.
- Brooke Davis: Maybe so. But being poor and horny is no way to go through life. How am I supposed to have fun?
- Peyton Sawyer: Boys won't care about the "poor" part just as long as you tell them about the "horny" part.
- Brooke Davis: To top it all off, if my parents go broke I might actually have to study to get into college.
- Peyton Sawyer: My God, the horror.
- Brooke Davis: I know. How the mighty have fallen.
- Brooke Davis: Okay, here's the thing. We are not dating. We are not going out. We are nothing. I am not your wife, your shrink, your mommy. There is no romance, no crappy poetry, no PDA and no spooning. This is purely physical. If we have sex, it's gonna be safe sex. We're friends-with-benefits. And in fact, we don't even need to talk.
- Felix Taggarro: I can live with that.
- Brooke Davis: Great. Come here.