Adam Heffernan credited as playing...
College Guy
- College Guy: [Brooke is drinking alone at a bar. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away] Buy you a drink?
- Brooke Davis: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
- [He leaves. Nikki is standing behind him and sits with Brooke]
- Nikki: Nice work. Extra points for style.
- Brooke Davis: I've seen you around. You're Jake's ex right?
- Nikki: No, he's mine. You go to Tree Hill?
- [Brooke nods]
- Nikki: So what brings you out into the big, bad, real world?
- Brooke Davis: Anger, alcohol and a fake ID.
- Nikki: Nice combo. Men?
- Nikki: Dogs. Two of them. Ex boyfriend and backstabbing ex girly best friend.
- Nikki: Typical. If you have a strand of hair and five minutes I can show you a great curse you can put on them.
- Brooke Davis: Okay.
- [She pulls out a strand of hair]
- Brooke Davis: Bring it on, witch.
- Nikki: Okay. What are their names?
- Brooke Davis: Lucas and Peyton.
- [Nikki looks at her]
- Brooke Davis: Mm.
- Nikki: And where are they tonight?
- Brooke Davis: They are at a party that I was not invited to. Can you believe that? They sneak around like little mongrels and I get removed from the A list.
- Bartender: Can I get you ladies anything?
- Nikki: Yeah, two vodkas. And two for my new friend here.
- Brooke Davis: Now you're talking, witchiepoo.
- Nikki: Mm hm.