James Lafferty credited as playing...
Nathan Scott
- Haley James: Hi.
- Nathan: Hey. Thanks for coming.
- Haley James: Yeah, thanks for calling me. What's wrong?
- Nathan: Your song is great, Haley. Chris played it for me... uh, it's a long story, but it's really great. I just wanted you to know that.
- Haley James: Oh... okay.
- Nathan: My mom left... for good. I think. Oh and apparently my dad's the mayor now, so, yeah, today's really sucked ass.
- Haley James: Oh, Nathan. I'm so sorry.
- Nathan: You know for most of my life I would have gone through this alone, but then I met you. And I finally found someone I could depend on like I've got this. So I guess I called you 'cause I wanted to know if that was still there.
- Haley James: Nathan, you can always call me. Always and forever. I want to ask you something, umm, the night of the masquerade party, did we... did you kiss me?
- Nathan: Of course I did.
- Haley James: Oh, no you didn't. That kiss wasn't half as good as this one. I love you for lying to me. Thanks for calling.
- Nathan: Haley... stay with me tonight.
- Haley James: Oh, I was hoping you would say that.
- Chris Keller: [Nathan punches Chris - again] Ah! Stop hitting me!
- Nathan Scott: Stop kissing my wife!
- Chris Keller: I'll stop when you start!
- Nathan Scott: You kissed my wife, you lost all my money, you lied to me about a poker game and you got me attacked by a munchkin and a transvestite...
- Chris Keller: Whoah, whoah, whoah... you think Emmanuelle's a dude?
- Nathan Scott: E-MAN-uelle has an adam's apple!
- Nathan: [after scaring Chris Keller into falling off his chair] Consider that me hitting you, without the hitting.