Tyler Hilton credited as playing...
Chris Keller
- Chris Keller: [Nathan punches Chris - again] Ah! Stop hitting me!
- Nathan Scott: Stop kissing my wife!
- Chris Keller: I'll stop when you start!
- Nathan Scott: You kissed my wife, you lost all my money, you lied to me about a poker game and you got me attacked by a munchkin and a transvestite...
- Chris Keller: Whoah, whoah, whoah... you think Emmanuelle's a dude?
- Nathan Scott: E-MAN-uelle has an adam's apple!