Chad Michael Murray credited as playing...
Lucas Scott
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: [after 'Dim' Tim opens the door to him and looks disappointed] What's wrong with Dim?
- Nathan Scott: Don't take it personally, he thought you were the stripper.
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: We prefer to be called exotic dancers.
- Tim Smith: She's here! Stripper time!
- [Runs to open the door. Lucas stands behind it]
- Tim Smith: Oh, it's just you.
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Not the thrill it used to be, huh?
- Tim Smith: [to Nathan] Are you sure you know this guy?
- Nathan Scott: He works with me at Hot & Twisted
- [pretzel stand at the mall]
- Nathan's colleague: Great, even the losers don't know me.
- Tim Smith: Just read the damn quiz.
- Nathan's colleague: [sigh] When your boyfriend kisses you, he a:...
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What the hell are you reading?
- Tim Smith: Cosmo Girl, go on...
- Nathan's colleague: When your boyfriend kisses you, he a: looks deeply into your eyes, b: closes his eyes, c: cradles your head softly, d: unhooks your bra.
- Tim Smith: It's D, it's definitley D. You go for the bra.
- Nathan Scott: Now, Tim, you realise you're supposed to be answering as a girl?
- Tim Smith: I know, and i'd want a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go under my shirt!
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And hopefully someday you'll find him.