Brett Claywell credited as playing...
Tim
- Tim Smith: Hey, Nathan, what do you think? Thai? Mexican? Chinese is always good...
- Haley James: Tim, you just ate. How is it possible that you're still hungry?
- Tim Smith: I'm not ordering food, i'm ordering strippers.
- Tim Smith: Dude, smell me.
- Nathan Scott: Dude, kiss my ass.
- Tim Smith: No, seriously. I wanna smell nice for the... talent that's coming over.
- Nathan Scott: Tim, just say the stripper.
- Tim Smith: Fine, the stripper. Alright... Which one makes me smell available? I've got "Flesh" on this side and this "Frink" stuff on this side.
- Nathan Scott: That's not mine.
- Tim Smith: Well, it was in your bathroom.
- Haley James: [walks in] Oh, Tim, what are you doing with my perfume?
- [takes it]
- Tim Smith: She's here! Stripper time!
- [Runs to open the door. Lucas stands behind it]
- Tim Smith: Oh, it's just you.
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Not the thrill it used to be, huh?
- Tim Smith: [to Nathan] Are you sure you know this guy?
- Nathan Scott: He works with me at Hot & Twisted
- [pretzel stand at the mall]
- Nathan's colleague: Great, even the losers don't know me.
- Tim Smith: Just read the damn quiz.
- Nathan's colleague: [sigh] When your boyfriend kisses you, he a:...
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What the hell are you reading?
- Tim Smith: Cosmo Girl, go on...
- Nathan's colleague: When your boyfriend kisses you, he a: looks deeply into your eyes, b: closes his eyes, c: cradles your head softly, d: unhooks your bra.
- Tim Smith: It's D, it's definitley D. You go for the bra.
- Nathan Scott: Now, Tim, you realise you're supposed to be answering as a girl?
- Tim Smith: I know, and i'd want a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go under my shirt!
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And hopefully someday you'll find him.
- Tim Smith: Oh, sweet, they're in costume. Did my brother deliver or what?
- Officer Bernstein: We witnessed a keg being brought up to his apartment? Are you boys of age?
- Officer Grasso: Let's see some ID.
- Tim Smith: Let's see some hot girl!
- [Tim smacks the officer's ass. They grab his arms and push him up against a window]
- Tim Smith: Damn these strippers are strong! I can feel your breasts against my back!
- Officer Bernstein: Better yet! Forget the keg. Arrest the perv.
- Tim Smith: Ow! You're hurting me! Does that cost extra?
- Nathan Scott: Tim, I'm married.
- Tim Smith: Right. You keep telling yourself that. But that ring doesn't erase your past, Nate. Some of us still remember who you used to be.