David Jason credited as playing...
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: A shot of tequila, a shot of coconut rum and one of creme de menthe. A smidgeon of Campari with the merest suggestion of Angostura bitters, top that up with fresh grapefruit juice then shake it. DO NOT STIR. Pour that slowly over broken ice Garnish with a slice or orange slice of lime, your occasional seasonal fruits, top that off with a decorative plastic umbrella, two translucent straws and voila!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [the debut of Del's famous catchphrase] This time next year we'll be millionaires!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [Del is auto trading the Cortina for the Aussie] 'Ere, did you know that the East African gazelle became an endangered species for this model? No, it's an enthusiast's model this one and I can tell that you are genuinely, an enthusiast.
- Aussie Man: Don't give me that crap, mate. I can make up my own mind. And I don't need any help from no cockney villain.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Cockney villan? Cockney villan? Now there's no need to be like that, sir. After all the British and the Australians are cousins from across the sea innit they? If your grandad hadn't been a bloody villan, you could've been one of us.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [as Del tells the ladies a tall tale about Rodney being a professional tennis player, and playing in a tournament in Miami] Well, we can't complain like, because he won it. He did. He, uh... he beat that Jimmy Connolly in the final.
- Michelle: Jimmy Connolly? Don't you mean Jimmy Connors?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No, he knocked that diddlyo out in the first round. Nine sets to one.
- [Ladies laugh]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Actually we're only in London to get Hot Rod here measured up for a new bat.
- Nicki: It's a racquet.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Bloody is, the prices they charge, darlin'!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: As I was walking through Earl's Court, into a pub I was lured. Where a nosey Pom said, "Where you from?", as I downed the amber fluid. I said "Get it straight, I'm an Aussie mate, and I'm fixing to get plastered. But the beer is crook, and the birds all look, like you, you Pommy..." Grandad.
- [hands money to Grandad]