John Bardon credited as playing...
Tom Clarke
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [after finding out that Tom Clarke supplied Lennox with the gun] Oh, dear. Would you Adam and Eve it, eh? Dixon of Kuala Lumpur is involved!
- [Pointing at Tom Clarke]
- Tom Clarke: Yeah, that's right, yeah. I want you to know I did it purely for the money.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I'll bet you did.
- Tom Clarke: I retire in a couple of months time. You should've seen the crummy pension this firm was offering me. I was gonna get less than Duncan Goodhew's barber.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [Del grabs the gun off Lennox's hand and shows it to Clarke] Just a minute, give me that here, look. Where did you get this?
- Tom Clarke: Out of our toy department.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yeah, I wondered how long Taiwan had been making Lugers.
- Mr. Peterson: So what happens now? Are you going to the police?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No. I'm gonna phone them instead.
- Lennox: [Lennox, Clarke and Peterson panic] Del!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Now, now, now, alright, alright, alright, don't panic, don't panic, I'm just winding you up. You are a wally, Lennox!
- Lennox: Sorry, Del.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: What is your mum gonna say? Eh? Now look here, there's no real harm done right, no one has been hurt and nothing has been nicked.