David Jason credited as playing...
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter
- Del Boy: [During a heated exchange about living conditions] You had a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu!
- Del Boy: It's the bacon and the egg situation all over again.
- Rodney Trotter: It's the chicken and the egg.
- Del Boy: We haven't got time to discuss food, Rodney!
- Del Boy: Didn't granddad tell you that I telephoned?
- Rodney Trotter: Oh yeah he told me. "Del-Boy's been captured by the Indians" he said. I didn't know whether to phone the police or the Texas Rangers.
- Rodney Trotter: No sign of Vimmal?
- Del Boy: No. Packed his bags and headed away on his toes, five minutes after we left. As MacBeth said to Hamlet in... Midsummer Night's Dream; we've been done up like a couple of kippers.
- Vimmal Malik: Where's your watch, Derek?
- Del Boy: Watch? Oh, it's at the menders. I broke it last night playing, uh, you know... volleyball
- [imitates swinging a racquet with his left hand]
- Vimmal Malik: I thought you were right handed?
- Del Boy: Me? No, no, no, no, I'm ambiguous.