John Aylward credited as playing...
Albert McGonagle
- Prof. Miles Ballard: So, it looks like it's just us guys tonight, huh?
- Elmer Greentree: It is just the men here, isn't it?
- Albert McGonagle: Well, I say we take a rain check on interpreting apocolyptic visions and call up some strippers.
- Prof. Miles Ballard: Oh, ah, hey guys - there's a web chat with X-Files shippers tonight; they're gonna discuss whether Mulder and Scully should get married. Huh - you guys wanna log into that?
- Warren Day: I'm with Albert.
- Prof. Miles Ballard: It's just a case of tampering, guys - some sick bastard put maggots in the pop corn bag, they incubated in the microwave.
- Albert McGonagle: Humph.
- [Albert huffs, dismissing it]
- Prof. Miles Ballard: Well, it's a better explination than demons who lie in wait unable to cross sea salt.
- Elmer Greentree: I'm surprised at you, Miles - you're always so anxious to believe.
- Prof. Miles Ballard: Well, I'm to afraid to believe this... so I can't.