Bronson Pinchot credited as playing...
Balki Bartokomous
- Balki Bartokomous: I can't let you take advantage of her. I don't think it's right just because she has a public figure!
- Larry Appleton: If I can get a picture of her before anyone knows she's in town, it'll show those newspaper editors that I've got what it takes to be a crack photojournalist.
- Balki Bartokomous: Cousin Larry? You know some day I'm going to look at you and say 'That's my cousin, Larry Appleton, the best photographer in the world!' And do you know why? Because you're cracked.
- Balki Bartokomous: If I do this for you, isn't that you taking advantage?
- Larry Appleton: Of course not. What I meant to say was if you want to help people, you should, but you shouldn't do it because you feel you have to.
- Balki Bartokomous: Oh! Well how about that? You learned something, and I learned something. Too bad we didn't both learn it earlier, we could've gone to the movies instead.