John Wilder credited as playing...
Dick Wilson
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- Dr. Charles Cromwell: I'm sorry, Wilson, but, uh, you'd better use some other cover design. Something a little less... indiscreet.
- Dick Wilson: Indiscreet? A drum majorette? Doctor Cromwell, this is practically prim, compared to the pin-up we had on last year's commencement issue.