Tony Curtis credited as playing...
Danny Wilde
- Danny Wilde: [on his way out the door] I'm not taking any wounded girl in my red Ferrari.
- Michelle Devigne: If you don't take me with you, I'll scream!
- Danny Wilde: I'm telling ya, I'm straight! All I'm after is a holiday!
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Maybe somebody wanted to make it permanent...
- Danny Wilde: Who?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Whom.
- Danny Wilde: Right, whom?
- Danny Wilde: Hi. Oh, nurse, I've been looking for you! Le docteur parler avec vous in the hallway. I think a patient "le patient" is croaking in the next room...
- Lord Brett Sinclair: I promise you, you'll be happy in Tanzania, Daniel! Oh, it's primitive, but my uncle, the Viscount Chesterfield may even help you catch a WILDEbeest!
- Danny Wilde: Yeah, I get it...
- Danny Wilde: [to Brett, after the Mercedes-Benz nearly wiped them both out at the sidewalk restaurant] So, they're after the girl, huh?
- Danny Wilde: Could I ask you something? What do you know about, uh, Italian jails?
- Michelle Devigne: [snickers] Nothing, but I prefer French cooking.