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Lord Brett Sinclair
- Maurice Devigne: Bonjour, monsieur.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Guten Tag. Ve are interested in your coins.
- Maurice Devigne: Ah, coins. And what sort of coins have you in mind, monsieur?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Ze best. Ve are interested only in ze best. Mein late father, General von Graumann, would always say: Lest zen ze best is not best enough. Vell, does not translate vell. Ze coins, bitte.
- Maurice Devigne: Well, here, we have a varied selection from these superb gold ones, several in almost mint condition to some extremly rare silver specimens and we ourselves mint a very fine bronze reproduction of the popular 100 franc gold Napoleon III.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Like zis one, ja?
- Maurice Devigne: Ah yes, a particularly fine specimen.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Ja, but ve ask ourselves, is it genuine or is it counterfeit?
- Maurice Devigne: Pardon, monsieur?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Oh, ve understand zat zere are many good copies around, nicht wahr?
- Maurice Devigne: Zere are indeed, you are quite correct, monsieur.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Oh, ve von Graumanns always try to be correct. Mein father, the General would say: Any Dummkopf can be incorrect, but not to be a Dummkopf is more correct! Hahaha! Is good, ja? Yes, it's even better in Jerman. Now bitte, you will tell me ze correctness of zis coin?
- Maurice Devigne: Well, it, it will be a personal opinion only.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Yes, exactly vat ve wish.
- Maurice Devigne: Yes, the work is good, but it is a copy, it is not genuine.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: So, so. But ze value?
- Maurice Devigne: It, it is a counterfeit piece.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Jawoll! But ze metal is not counterfeit, it is genuine.
- Maurice Devigne: Well, in that case...
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Herr Devigne, I am in your trade. Like you I represent big interests.
- Maurice Devigne: I see.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Good. So ve vill, ve vill continue ze discussion in your office. It will afford more privacy, jawoll?
- Maurice Devigne: Please.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Gesundheit.
- Danny Wilde: I'm telling ya, I'm straight! All I'm after is a holiday!
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Maybe somebody wanted to make it permanent...
- Danny Wilde: Who?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Whom.
- Danny Wilde: Right, whom?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: I promise you, you'll be happy in Tanzania, Daniel! Oh, it's primitive, but my uncle, the Viscount Chesterfield may even help you catch a WILDEbeest!
- Danny Wilde: Yeah, I get it...
- Lord Brett Sinclair: [how to get rid of a helicopter pilot] You're wanted on the phone! Your wife's in the maternity ward. Congratulations!