Lois Collinder credited as playing...
Alice 'Lurch' Jenkins
- Alice 'Lurch' Jenkins: [lamenting the fact that Kath has taken over as top dog] All the top dogs I've seen come and go... made a real mess of her.
- 'Spider' Simpson: She made a real mess of me; I copped a takeover.
- Alice 'Lurch' Jenkins: Jeez, you try and do the right thing by the girls... oh if I could have another crack at her I'll shove that lead right down her throat.
- 'Spider' Simpson: You can forget that but we could find another way to choke the bitch.
- Alice 'Lurch' Jenkins: Yeah?
- 'Spider' Simpson: Hit her where it hurts the most.
- Alice 'Lurch' Jenkins: Oh no! I'm not taking on Merle.
- 'Spider' Simpson: No! The shop! Weve gotta take over the shop.